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Quito, Ecuador (A Moment of Silence, Please...) Thursday, July 29 Although no one has passed away, a career worth remembering has. Now
just a fellow traveler, Barry Sanders, a dazzling running back of the
woeful Detroit Lions for the past decade has decided to go to Europe
and leave the rest of us behind. At least I know now that my Sundays
have become freed up for the fall.
On unrelated note, my weeklong career as a bartender has also seemingly
come to an end. Tying those napkins in a way that would make Eric Roth
proud (we took a napkin folding class together on our senior cruise--he
was much more capable than I), I managed to become a respectable server
of beers and liquors. For my efforts, I received a total of $2 in tips
for the week on top of $25 in salary. Unfortunately, health
insurance--and more importantly, life insurance for dancing on the
bar--was not part of the deal.
Weary and weakened from a twelve-day bout with some stomach virus, I
still managed to motivate myself to play tennis almost daily with the
future hope of women's tennis in Ecuador. I hit around with the
twelve-year-old champion of this country, while her Nick
Bollitieri-impersonating coach looked on from the side. This guy has
the same dark glasses, the same full warm-up suit, and the same
belligerent demeanor of Andre Agassi's coach. Remember the name
Gabriela about five years from now if you happen to be watching
Wimbledon or the U.S. Open--she'll be accompanied by her coach that
fits in with the rest.
Although the cuisine of Quito had tempted me to no end, I was forced to
settle for the same white rice and soup at the same table in the same
Chinese restaurant for six consecutive nights. However, I am now happy
to report that my stomach has improved, and that last night I ate the
wonton soup and a greasy noodle dish.
For the first week I spent in Quito, I really wondered if I was
actually flown into another South American city or if I had wound up on
the wrong flight. But after spending a weekend day in the Old Town of
Quito, I realized that I was, in fact, in the right place. The more
native-looking people (speaking Quechuan), the more natural-looking
tourist sites (boatloads of churches and plazas), and the more
worn-looking buildings (the centuries-old kind), were more of what I
had expected in the first place, instead of the thousands of travel
agencies, modern hostals, and American-style bars. Clearly, the New
Town in which I live is appropriately named.
A town just a hundred or so kilometers north of here, named Otavalo, is
well-known for its Saturday markets full of vendors selling everything
from some sort of disturbing animal head to anything you could imagine
that could possibly be made from an alpaca, primarily its layer that
had served it for warmth before the locals sentenced the poor animals
to some chilly evenings in the mountains. Although the prices were
already alarmingly low, I extracted more value by bargaining to the
very last nickels and dimes in some cases. In other cases, I just
didn't have the heart to try to knock off a few pennies from a price
that already started below fifty cents. After spreading the wealth
around and buying from just about every merchant"s table that I came
across, I took off for the nearby town of Cotocachi, famous for its
frighteningly cheap leather goods. When I arrived, I felt like I was
back in Florence, although this time I was thoroughly committed to not
purchasing another leather jacket even though it would have been half
the price of the one I had bought two years earlier. After intense
negotiations, I settled for a $60 suit bag that would have probably
cost me $500 in New York and decided that I had spent enough money for
the time being.
Quite skeptical of the town simply for its name, I broke down and
visited the town of Banos--translated as bathrooms in Spanish. A
popular spot for tourists and Ecuadorians on vacation, the town
certainly had quite a bit to keep the accidental tourist satisfied.
However, having traveled for who knows how long anymore, I had these
thoughts about the activities offered:
Mountain Biking - did it in Chile
Rafting - did it in Maine
Volcano Ascents - did it in Chile--one was definitely enough
Rock Climbing - did it in Peru--without guide and equipment
Hot Springs - did it in Chile; too unsanitary while sharing the tubs
with fifty pre-schoolers
Horseback Riding - too smelly
Super Nintendo was the highlight of my brief stay in Banos and the
toilets weren't even that spectacular.
The monetary demoninations became an issue again when I had to pay for
my Galapagos tour. Even finding a place that would give me money took
nearly three hours and tested my patience beyond what I thought was
possible. In the end, I found an ATM that would only belch 1 million
sucres at a time, about $90. Waddling through the streets with four
million sucres bulging from my pockets, I prayed that that would not be
my first mugging in South America. Fortunately, I made to the travel
agency without incident. But now that I"m laying out all this cash for
the Galapagos, Goldstein will have to pick up the first round at
Roosevelt"s when next we gather in Farmington Hills.
And finally, thanks to all of you who responded to my plea for some
inkling as to what you have been doing with yourselves lately. I
apologize if my plea came across as harsh in any way, but six months is
a long time and I truly have wondered about some of you...bear
sightings are more common in the Continental U.S. nowadays. Also, my
apologies go out to the Canadians on the list who I may have offended
by trying to avoid kidnapping in the Columbian airport--it won't happen
again.
Stay tuned for my Galapagos report...the weirdos are waiting.
Dan
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